Pats getting no help ... at all

I'm convinced Tony "Homo" never dated Jessica Simpson. I think they were just shopping buddies. I hate you, Tony Romo.

It's clear that the football Gods are unwilling to let anything go the Patriots way this season. The injuries have mounted up so much that we could field an all-star team with our players on injured reserve, and the Bills and the Cowboys refuse to either a.) make good calls or b.) tackle.

The only way in now for Belichick's troops is to win the division. You've never seen a bigger Seahawks and Chiefs fan than you'll see in me today.

We've foregone posting picks for the weeks until the playoffs begin (a variety of reasons), but here are the games I like this snowy Sunday:

Pittsburgh (-2.5) over Tennessee
New England (-8) over Arizona
New Orleans (-7) over Detroit
Houston (-7) over Oakland
Tampa Bay (-3.5) over San Diego

Also, take these teasers:

Six-point teaser
Houston (-1)
New Orleans (-1)

Seven-point teaser:
New England (-1)
New Orleans (pk)
Houston (pk)
Pittsburgh (+4.5)

You will thank me later.